Labradors: better than the English Defence League

Why vote for the English Defence League when you can do so much better?

Let’s compare their relative merits on a number of important issues:

Labrador dogsRacism

In this picture we see proof that labradors are less racist than the English Defence League.

Labradors with rubix cubeIntelligence

In this picture we see proof that labradors are more intelligent than the English Defence League.

Labrador balancing treatsBalance

In this picture we see proof that labradors are more balanced than the English Defence League.

Guide dogSocial value

In this picture we see proof that labradors are more socially useful than the English Defence League.

Labrador licking its ballsMasturbation

In this picture we see proof that labradors, while not bigger wankers than the English Defence League, are certainly more flexible and imaginative wankers than the English Defence League.

I think I’ve proved my point. So why not join the Labrador Party today?

The Labrador Party

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